Tom Nook, My Raccoon Enemy

Tom Nook is an awful raccoon from the Animal Crossing series. While some might think his fight against homelessness is a virtue, I detest his strong-arm tactics that force you to buy a home. What if I want to pitch a tent and live off the land? I don't want to let me things own me, man. I do not like this bad raccoon or his two dirty sons, and I hope a federal judge finds them guilty of being rude bell hounds.

You should avoid this foul beast and do not give him your money.

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